So, I had a moment of immense dread and total helplessness.  I knew I was screwed and there was nothing I was going to do about it.

The moment just after the spoon full of summer squash got into her mouth, her sneeze arrived.  I even had to clean off the cover of Learn to Tango with D, as it was near ground zero at the time.  Parenting is glamorous.  Don't let anyone tell you differently.